Continuing on from my blog regarding UK Older People’s Day 2009, and news reaches me that Manchester City Council has issued an illustrated guide to sex for the over-50s. According to to55er’s blog sex reporter, Rusty Bedsprings, the 47-page guide contains advice about male potency, otherwise known as brewer’s droop, and how to watch a porn movie; chapters include Let’s Talk about Sex, Practice and Being Prepared, and Dating Advice. The guide is illustrated with photos of real-life Manchester residents.
Now I wouldn’t want to do Mancunian residents a disservice, but this is the city that boasts footballer Wayne Rooney and boxer Ricky Hatton, both of which sport faces resembling bags of spanners and neither of which I’d care to see in an illustrated guide to sex.
The Manchester United star is on the left.
Ricky Hatton in some interesting shorts.
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